04 May 2005

Crazy Newton

All the scientists died and been in heaven............
Now they decide to play hide-n-seek.........
Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den...........
He is supposed to count up to 100... and then start searching.....
Everyone starts hiding except Newton.........
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein...........
Einstein's counting 1,2,3......97,98,99.....100........
He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front........
Einstein says "Newton's out. Newton's....out....."
Newton denies and says Newton is not out........He claims that he is not Newton......
All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton..........
Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared.....
That makes me a Newton per meter squared......since a Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal. Therefore Pascal is OUT !!!!!!!!!"

2 comments:

Sirod Muhammad said...

aing gak ngerti apa maksudkah?

Uda Fadil said...

dasar dudul..

yg jaga kan si Einstein, yg gak ngumpet si Newton, pas Einstein selesai ngitung, dia liat si Newton, trus dia bilang "Newton ketauan !!!!!"

Tapi si Newton gebleg ini gak mengakui kl dia Newton... tau lu sebabnya apa ??

sebelumnya dia bikin garis berukuran 1 meter persegi, n dia ada di dalam area 1 meter persegi ntu...

lu pernah dapet fisika kan dulu ?? tau kan kalo Newton per meter persegi itu apa ?? PASCAL !!!

jadi menurut si Newton, yg diliat Einstein adalah PASCAL, bukan Newton ....

Udah ngerti Sekarang Nak ?????